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stand up comedy
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“Andy Kirkpatrick
dazzled everyone with his disheveled hair, English accent, and matching
round face and glasses. His hoarse voice screeched commands and curses
into the microphone as he silenced the audience for his one-man performance.
He narrated slides from a Patagonia climb he had survived with his partner,
Ian Parnell. He debased himself, his partner, the trip, and mountaineering
in general. “Alpinism is rubbish,” he shrieked. “Don’t
do it.” He showed dwarfing landscapes, frozen smiles, soaking wet
body suits, and Homer Simpson’s x-rayed head. With a tiny brain,
Homer makes the quintessential alpinist. “The first step towards
failure is trying,” Andy quoted the wise cartoon. He jumped, shouted,
and narrated without seeming to breathe; his audience responding with
belly laughs and uncontrollable tears.”
2004 Alpinist Party, Boulder Colorado, USA
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rave reviews and packed theatres,
Andy has helped to redefine the classic ‘slideshow’
format, with an intoxicating mix of side splitting humour, bum clenching
fear and an open and honest insight into the high adrenaline world
of mountaineering, all of which has made him one of the most sought
after international speakers on the circuit.
The US magazine
Climbing described Andy as a climber with a “strange penchant
for the long, the cold and the difficult”, with a reputation
for seeking out routes where the danger is real, and the return
is questionable, he has pushed himself on some of the hardest
walls and faces in the Alps and beyond, sometimes with partners
and sometimes alone.
Andy is also
an accomplished big wall climber, scaling Yosemite’s
El Cap over ten times, the mile high crucible of climbing. One of
these ascents was a 12 day solo ascent of the Reticent Wall, viewed
at the time as perhaps the hardest climb of its type in
the world. In 2002 Andy made a 15 day ascent, in winter,
of the hardest route on the Dru, a climb that pushed himself and
his partner to their limits, and featured in the film ‘Cold
Haul’.
Andy is also
well known for his expeditions to mystical Patagonia, all of which
have taken place in its fearsome winter season, a season in which
very few have ever ventured. The stories from these expeditions
have become some of the classic modern tales of our time,
redefining the words ‘epic’ and ‘cold’!
One of Andy’s
biggest strengths is his ability to talk about his life and climbs
in a style that is totally accessible to the non climber, translating
even the most technical of ascent into a form that will have even
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More feedback
from Andy's previous shows.
Read a short
story by Andy:
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Many people
have found Andy’s talks highly inspirational,
as he discusses his own struggles in overcoming fear, doubt and
most importantly, juggling his climbing life with work and family.
Andy also works
with schools and young people, helping to inspire them with the
story of his own journey (read his story High
Marks).
Although Andy
has given hundreds of presentations in the last 10 years he always
endeavours to tailor the show to the particular audience,
mixing film, slides and music to provide an unforgettable experience,
which combined with his none scripted and stand up approach means
that no two shows are alike.
As a guide here
are some examples of his shows.
WALLS
OF HORROR
El Cap, Troll
Wall and the Dru, Andy takes you on a white knuckle ride on some
of the hardest and scariest climbs around.
WHEN
HELL FREEZES OVER
Minus 30 Celsius,
120 mph winds, mile high granite walls, this is Patagonia in winter,
one of the cruelest climbing destinations on the planet. Andy talks
about his three expeditions to Argentina, talking about not only
his successes and failures but about his partnerships, overcoming
fear, and what it takes to just climb in such a hostile environment.
‘IF
YOU’RE NOT FAILING YOU’RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!’
A motivational
lecture aimed at business and schools talking about overcoming failure,
learning and becoming stronger because of it, and motivating yourself
to bounce back and reach your goals. (40 min)
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To arrange for Andy
to give a lecture Contact
Heason Events
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